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when me and jaron get bored

2005-05-02T03:23:29Z

so today, i wake up in the guest room at jarons house, which is weird cus i remember falling asleep on the floor in his room. anyways, his mom kaes us waffles and she and jaron start arguing abut something, i was eatting waffles so i wasnt listening. jaron says that he wants noodles, so im like finish ur homework and then we can go get sum noodles, i was like a daddy, it felt good. so i go home and take a nap, then jaron calls me later and hes all done with his hw, so we go get some noodles. i got pesto cavatapi, he got buttered noodles and parmesean without the seasoning. why would u get it without the seasoning. idk, it was weird. so anyways, we got to best buy to look for something, then leave and go to walgreens to get a bday card for andrea. well, we get a mothersday card and just crossed out mothersday and wrote birthday so it was all good. then we went back to jarons and wrapped the present, which was an american idol barbie doll and a crash dummie. i thought she would want a lightsaber but apparently barbies are much cooler. so after we "wrap" her present and run out of duct tape, we go to her house to deliver her package. it was really awkward cus it was supposed to be an all girls party and we just walk in, give andrea her present, get sum cake, then leave while every girl there watched us like a pig at butcher's convention. so then we left and did some other stuff. anything else i forgot?? o yea, jaron learned a valuable lesson today from a hallmark card at walgreens.

hello again yall

2005-04-16T18:20:50Z

wow, my first friday night with my licence. ok, so at 9 i got back from having dinner with my family cus it was my great aunts 90th bday. shes so funny, i came in and said hi and she was like r u the one that had the bar mitzvah? well, for those of u who dont know, my bar mitzvah was 3 yrs ago, so i didnt really know how to answer that one. anyways, so i drove me and mike to kopps and met up with amanda and andrea, haha we made mike get us fries and water. hah he kept telling him that they had called our number so when they really did he didnt believe us and we almost didnt get them. so then we all go into amandas car and talk and then decide to come back to my house... so we do. so we get to my house and of course, we played pictionary, wow who could have guessed that we would do that hanging out with amanda. so it was me and mike vs amanda and andrea, boobs vs balls. ok, earlier that day, andrea had like coffee or something with 5 shots of expresso, she was wired like a computer. andrea + 5 shots of expresso + pictionary = fun times. wow it was great. so amanda and andrea leave at about 1130ish, and i have to take mike home. mike, if u r reading this, get a new house a little bit closer. o yea, and mike said a whole shit load of dumd stuff, but i dont feel like writing all those down so if u wanna know just ask me or amanda, i dont think andrea will remember, im pretty sure there was more than expresso in that drink, if u know wat im saying.

I GOT MY LICENCE

2005-04-14T22:40:03Z

i think the title is pretty much self-explanatory

sweet 16

2005-04-10T17:26:18Z

wat an insane weekend, ill start on friday

so its friday, and i had to go to shabbat dinner as usual, but then some folks came over for my bday and we chilled and shit. at like 4 in the morning me jp beans putts and mike decided to play monopoly, me and jp kicked ass i had like over 8000 dollars in cash at the end. so anyways, everyone left at like noon on saturday and i had to clean up, o my god my basement smelt so bad. it was like a mixture of fart, sweat, puke, sunchips, peaches feet, and dr pepper. after that, my dad my mom and i went shopping, i drove all around, my dad yelled at me for not being able to parralel park right, fuck its hard. so later, i went to alinas party which was fun, i met some girl named abby who goes to homestead, shes really cool. then i went to jarons house for a bbyo thing, which was.... delightful. well, they sang happy bday to me and gave me a cake so that was really cool. after that, laber drove us around, then we ended back at lauras crib, and we watched hook. then anselm drove me steven and jaron around and krikelas followed us, then we took steven home, then we drove to andrea winter house (its about 1230 now) cus she was having a bbyo thing, and me jaron and ansel got them "brownies" (Well, we said we would get brownies, we got popcorn instead) a peoples magazine, and a booklet on how to fight ostioperouses or w/e, that was fun. then we went back to anselms house and watched sum porn and then tried going to sleep but his mother fucking dogs wouldnt shut up. finally i went to sleep, woke up at about 1030, anselm had left for work so we chilled with sum other guys who were there. they asked me if i wanted any crack. like i look like the kinda guy who does crack. but w/e, they were tight and told us some good rules of life. then i came home, and here i am, about to faint cus i havent slept in about 30 some hours, later folks

ITS MIKE

2005-04-09T16:40:13Z

wassssap its mike jacobs bringin u the next edition of andrew rudmans life... a bunch of peeps came over last night and we all mothafuckin chilled and today its Ruddys birthday so you gotta wish him a happy birthday. You better do it quick too, becuz prolly by the time u read this his birthday his already outta this hizzy. The only people over now r me, ruddy, and josh c. We be chillin, foo. Lata mofos. Ruddys computer mouse is also F'ed in the A.

wow

2005-04-04T03:01:04Z

ok, i havent been home enuf to update this bitch in a while so ill tell u about the fun days of spring break

Thursday: ok, so thursday night, me and the peach r walking to starbucks when amanda calls me and tells us to meet her and andrea at borders. on our way, beans jumped out of best buy and he, along with freshman, rieker, and someother folks went to borders, then kopps, then my house. me, peach, beans, amanda, andrea, lauren, and jenna all chilled there, amanda left at 10 cus she went to ny, andrea almost killed us playing darts, and i left the most obnoxious voicemail on jennas fone. yay

friday: wat did i do friday? idk

saturday: woke up, played sum football w/ peach, zach, seth, jp, laber, and dune. we then played kill the carrier. i got killed. later, beans putts and jp came over and we called like everyone and got a poker game going. ryan, anslem, peach, ari, and eric came over too and joined us. at 1130 we went to wendys, got sum shit, the cashier charged us for 3 frostys but gave us 2. fuckers. jp beans peach and putts slept over, we played sum more poker. i got 2nd peach got 1st as usual, assface. we went to bed, i woke up and most of them were gone, i went to sunday school, i came home, i slept, and here i am now.

so yea. peanutbrittle

here i am

2005-03-28T23:02:26Z

hey, im just chillin here with anselm. we had a fun night. so we drove a round for a little then anslem and peach ditched me so i went w/ ryan and dune and we played car tag, but we gave up and just went to "dunes" house. after doing stuff in "dunes" house, we went to puttermans and ryan started flirting w/ sarah so it got weird, so me and anselm left and i slept over at his crib. we woke up this moring, came to my house for some waffles, dropped putterman peach and zach at jaggard ball, played sum frisbee with eriks and dustin, i forgot wat we did next, then went back to anslems, then came back here, so here we are. yay, o yea, and we went speeding down sleepy hollow, and two men stopped us yelling at us and stuff, it was scary but ridiculously funny. i want a bagel

ADVENTURE

2005-03-24T17:52:44Z

wow, wat a night. ok, so laura and eriks call me and ask if i wanna go play laser tag with them dustin and krikelas. so i go, but half way there, we cahnge our mind and go to chuckie cheeses. we win about 300 some tickets, and we felt like idiots cus we r like 16 and there r sum 5 yr olds walking around with like 2000 tickets, wat did they like steal them or something? bitch ass 5 yr olds. anways, so me and krikelas screwed everyone and got two huge lolipops. they were good. ok, so right next to c.c there was a krispy kremes, it was like heaven, so we went in and got a dozen, but there was a deal buy 2 dozen get a third free, so eriks became jewish and bought one more to get the free one, so we got 3 dozen doughnuts for the prie of two. yay. and if thingsd coulnt get any better, there was a kopps right across the street! so i got a hamburger there. afterwards, we went back to lauras house and went swimming and shit. then some of her friends came from out of town and we chilled w/ them, they were tight and they were happy that they could say jew jokes to me and i wouldnt get mad. haha, ive heard them all. well, my folks wouldnt let me sleepover anywhere so i just came home. wat a kick ass way to start spring break.

hello

2005-03-20T23:24:41Z

so i slept over at jarons friday night and we watched troy. what a tight movie, orlando bloom is such a pimp. afterwards me and jaron tried re-inacting the fight between hector and achilles and we tried doing his jump up and stab in the back of the neck move but it didnt work, it was still fun though until i stepped on an xbox controller. those r sharper then u would imagine. so later i came home and had a qdoba burrito for dinner but i started feeling a little sick so i didnt go to the bereshis thing at night, although several people yelled at me. today, we raised about 50 bucks selling eggs. yea, i didnt think it would work either, but yea, some people will pay 5 bucks for 2 eggs when a dozen only costs 2.39 at sentry. most people thought we were gonna throw thme at their houses, but we didnt. i really wanted to though, especially the asses who didnt buy any.

bored

2005-03-18T03:03:35Z

hey, im bored so im updating this badboy. so yea, i just got home from buttfucking, oops, i mean wrestling club. it was awesome. none of our coaches were there so the whole thing was ran by andy enders, who is like as immature as us except hungover most of the time. haha, hes great, it was so fun. um, yea now im home and got absolutely nothing to do. maybe ill go downstairs and have a muffin, those r always good. i got a drivers lesson 2morro at 430 till like 630, but i can chill at night, so if anyone who loves me reads this by 2morro, give me call 8-99-16-23 (if we were in spain, that would be my number)

What a night

2005-03-12T23:51:58Z

Ok, so after school on friday, i went to anslem's house and we chilled there and then went back to nicolet and met up with sam collin ashter and matt, and with our coach joe, we went to a wrestling tournament in Du Pre. its somewhere near green bay. I couldnt wrestle cus i got fucking ringworm (dont worry, its only contagious if u tocuh it and ive been treating, so if anyone has hung out with me lately, ur fine) anyways, the tourny was fun, and we were about to leave when we realized that there was a snow storm and we couldnt get home. so we crashed at joe's house in Kuakana. his house is house is awesome. so yea, the 7 of us made about 10 pizzas, played some pain-pong, and madden 2k4. i went to bed about 6 so i was fucking cranky as hell this morning during the drive home. so yea, here i am now, about to take a nap. peace

First Article

2005-03-09T02:30:24Z

so yea, this is my live journal. ashley talked me into getting one. i hated it, it asked me to like verify that im a human by entering in some code above or something, so i entered it and it didnt work, it was pissing me off. so, apparently, i failed the prove you are a human test. that kinda sucks. whatever, atleast i got it working now.... cus ashley made it for me. well, i have nothing else to say, so .... um, bye... what am i supposed to say at the end of a live journal entry? shut up, im new at this, and im not human either according to that stupid sign up thing.